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« on: March 16, 2009, 03:41:20 AM »

Master Theory members will act with dignity and respect everyone we come in contact with.

General Code of conduct for Master Theory members and applicants.

1.      Be cool or be quiet. If you have a friendly personality you are encouraged to show it when and where ever possible. Building positive relations throughout the gaming community will make our clan shine. On the other hand, if you're more of an introvert, just Be cool or be quiet.

2.      Don’t talk trash! Is it really that necessary to talk trash? If you know you’re the type that gets easily agitated by immature provocations then just mute everybody or mute the perpetrators. This is what I do and it saves me a LOT of stress

3.      Playing some Bob Marley while playing halo makes everything better. “hey you just betrayed me while I was on perfection… but don’t  worry about it man. Cuz’ every little thing… is gonna be allright.”(ok that wasn’t a rule but whatever)

4.      “T-bag unto others so longs as they have t-bagged unto you.” So far, our general rule has been only t-bag a person if he t-bags us first. I see no reason we can’t continue this. Besides t-bagging is fun and I’m told its good for the thighs and buttocks.

5.      Don’t cheat. Hmmm. LoL. We shouldn’t have any trouble with this one. Do any of us even know HOW to cheat? Doesn’t matter. This almost shouldn’t be a rule.

6.      NEVER EVER EVER put ketchup, maple syrup, or any other substance on Bacon. Bacon in itself is entirely perfect in every way. Do not commit the sin of desecrating any amount of Bacon, ever!

7.     The most important rule in the entire clan. HAVE FUN! “This is a video game*.” Who the hell pops in a video game to have a crappy time? If we lose we lose. If games are laggy it’ll be over in a matter of minutes. We can’t let anything get in our way of having a good time. If I could meet all of you. I would give you an intense full-on hug, pat you on the butt, and send you on your way. Then I would wink and blow a sweet little kiss your way as you try to put some distance between us.

8.     Violators of our code of conduct will be required to run a mile after being rubbed with two coats of peanut butter.(jelly is optional... and tasty)   

9.     "The cover all bases clause": Administrators have the right to take action against ANYTHING they feel is not in the best interests our clan. This includes banning, suspension, warnings, removal from clan, etc. Administrators will discuss among themselves the appropriate level of action against an offender. Don't worry, We will be fair. You're not going to be removed from the clan for calling someone a name.

10. There will be no intentional dragging out of games. Purposely delaying a game for the sake of medals and stats padding will not be accepted. Master Theory members are to play games to win and have fun doing so. Though we believe that delaying games is not a true form of cheating, we also believe that its practice is unsportsmanlike and will NOT be tolerated within our clan.



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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2009, 10:07:07 PM »

11. Audley x MT is not allowed to sing "dont stop believing" by Journey. Please report all infractions of this rule to Anubis or sanctious.
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2009, 05:09:23 AM »

11. Audley x MT is not allowed to sing "dont stop believing" by Journey. Please report all infractions of this rule to Anubis or sanctious.
If he violates this rule he will be disciplined by having to do an extreme battle with yours truly. We will be taped together, waist to waist, front to front, and do battle from there. Please do report any violations of this rule.
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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2009, 06:31:52 AM »

Audley may not propose any amendments to MT's C.o.C.

I feel a little sad knowing I just wasted a few precious seconds of my life.
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